top of page
Decked Out Donuts
How many donuts would you like to order?
(Please note there is a minimum qty of 6 donuts)
BRUNO MARS
Mars Bar
Whenvever I say the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate
DROOLING MUZZY
Salted Caramel
All these flavours and you wanna be salty?
FUKITOL
Strawberry Cheesecake
Because I'm Berry thats why
COOKIE D'OH
Cookie Dough
When I dunk my cookies i think of you; I hold them there until the bubbles stop
DIRTY OH
Oreo Cookie
Unless you're double stuffed, don't waste my time
DOUBLE FUDGE PACKER
Boston Cream
You know you're the Boston Cream Strangler don't cha?
CHOCOLATE JUNKIE
Chocolate Chip Cookie
I don't always eat cookies, but when I do its in a horrifyingly violent manner
CHEEKY DIMPLES
Orange Creamsicle
I'm described as Elegant with a side of Gangster, its confusing
FREE LOADER
Salty Caramel Cheesecake
Dear life, could you at least start using some lubricant?
ZESTY & CHESTY
Lemon Cream
I have neither the time or crayons to explain this to you
EEFFOC
Coffee Caramel
Coffee spelled backwards is EEFFOC, I don't give EEFFOCC until I've had my java
CONNIPTION FIT
Lemonade
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither
GRANNY'S BITS
Donut Poutine
I'm a grown up man... I do whatever I... well; whatever my wife wants
JUST FOR KAREN
Red Velvet Cheesecake
Calm down Karen, it's just an opinion
FRITZ IN CIDER
Apple Pie Fritter
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
OH FUDGER
Chocolate Fudge
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, enjoy!
SHWEATY COCONUTS
Coconut and Chocolate
Calm like a bomb, I'm a Damn delight
HEY KIDDO
Sprinkles
Sarcasm, I sprinkle that sh*% on everything
Related Products
bottom of page